The NEW Apple TV has no screen and no remote control
because it uses your own imagination to transmit picture and sound straight to your eyes and your brain
Optical illusion with incompatible political improbability in the background
Long before David Letterman, Jay Leno and Johnny Carson, there was the online Morphyne Show on NBC (1950)
Sex after the age of 200
The 2010 Miss Political Correctness won this year's international beauty competition
by correctly answering the following question :
-When does something completely illegal become politically legal and how does something perfectly legal become fundamentally racist ?
The World's Most Influential People According to God :
1. Barack Obama
2. Hu Jintao
3. Nancy Pelosi
4. Michelle Obama
5. Angela Merkel
6. Vladimir Putin
7. Warren Buffett
8. Jesus Christ
9. Angelina Jolie
10. Morphyne.com
President Obama is in favor of building a $100 million mosque near ground zero in Lower Manhattan
but only as long as it will accept Hispanic illegal immigrants and future Latino voters as well
The MEXICO TOURISM BOARD would like to assure summer vacationers that travel to Mexico is 100% SAFE
as long as you travel on private jets to random Mexican destinations without any population
OR escorted by professional paramilitary bodyguards armed with rocket-propelled grenade launchers
and with heavy automatic machine guns loaded with very high caliber ammunition.
Expensive television, print and internet ads are touting a new and powerful advertising slogan:
"Millions of tourists traveled to Mexico last year, but only 22,700 or so have been killed".
"Crime is WAY down in Mexico because we have outsourced most of our criminals to the United States"
said Felipe Calderon, the President of Mexico, in an interview with Comedy Central.
"The dollar is strong, tequila is cheap, hepatitis is down one percent and salmonella can ONLY be found in water, vegetables and seafood"
added Arturo Beltrán Leyva, the head of a Mexican drug cartel which specializes in kidnapping and decapitating innocent American tourists.
Miss British Petroleum 2010
Red wine can make you see things you would never admit you would rather see
President Barack Obama signed a sweeping Passive Change Bill,
which says that the more things stay the same, the more likely they are to fluctuate imperceptibly,
to stagnate exponentially or to improve retroactively.
Morphyne.com uninhibited readers reacting to our latest international news
TRAVEL DEALS around the Gulf of Mexico are more than abundant these days.
Hotel rooms with a black oil sludge beach view for instance are less than twenty dollars a day.
Dead pelicans on your balcony or fish gasping for air in your shower might get you the room 100% FREE.
Crude oil in the drinking water might translate into FREE EVIAN.
Nausea and vomiting caused by unbreathable air might even get you a free trip to the BAR.
Apple CEO Steve Jobs shows Russian President Dmitry Medvedev live video footage of Russian spies spying for Russia in New York
In response to Arizona's SB1070 immigration bill, Mexico is drafting its own legislation designed to
racially profile, harass, arrest and deport American citizens spending money in Mexican tourist resorts.
What is the British Prime Minister looking at and what does his pregnant wife think about that ?
Nicolas Sarkozy : "I swear I am going to KILL someone one of these days !"
Angelina Jolie will play Egyptian queen Cleopatra and Brad Pitt will play Roman emperor Marc Anthony
in a new film produced by MORPHYNE.COM
In this new version, Cleopatra divorces Marc Anthony and raises seven children on her own and for less than $50 Million a year,
while Marc Anthony writes a tell-all blockbuster book about life in a non-stop sex dungeon and in everyday matrimonial HELL.
Steve Jobs is trying to figure out the new finger-free iPhone with telepathic Morphyne.com software
Shaquille O'Neill competed in the 2010 National Spelling Bee, but did not get very far ..
Amazing, but my car runs on Gulf of Mexico WATER these days !
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If you see a whole lot of ORANGE in this black-and-white picture, it means you have taken too much medication today
In Arizona, her racial profile would be : non-Hispanic white British royalty on a temporary B-1 diplomatic visa
French President Nicolas Sarkozy hand-delivered a letter from Roman Polanski to Barack Obama.
Everyone immediately assumed that the famous film director was asking for mercy. NOT SO.
It turns out that the letter was a one-page treatment of a 2012 fictional project about a black U.S. President who loses his re-election
because of the diabolical revelations made by a mind-boggling subliminal film ..
Some people in England actually ENJOYED the presence of looming Iceland volcano ash clouds
The Institute for Relative Economic Approximation and Irrelevant Market Studies (IREAIMS)
has determined that the recession will probably be over by the end of the next millennium.
At that point all of us will be dead, so debt in this country will finally be a thing of the past.
The Obama stimulus plan will kick in one fiscal year after that.
A 7.2-magnitude earthquake struck northern Mexico on Easter Sunday,
but since most Mexicans live in the United States, hardly anybody was hurt.
Only TWO people have died.
One Mexican man died of a panic attack while burglarizing a home
and another one died when he crashed a stolen car into a cocaine vending machine.
Thousands of people though have reported multiple bullet holes to their bodies.
Today, the only visible damage is looted stores, dead people roaming the streets
and decapitated police officers screaming in pain.
Other than that, the situation is completely under control.
Dyslexic KKK rabbi on his way to Catholic school
This is the first baby boy EVER who can live and breathe entirely underwater.
His father is a diver and his mother is a mermaid.
He likes to play with his dolphins. A Bermuda Triangle shark is his nanny.
His name is NeMo and he speaks H2O.
Picture of a demoralized Angelina Jolie in Midtown Manhattan after yet another unsuccessful job interview ..
He comes to us in most MERCURIAL ways ..
Dead AND soaking wet ? Now that's a bit TOO much, don't you think ?
The British Academy of Film and Television Awards at the Royal Opera House in London
seem to have been attended only by ABSENT and UNAVAILABLE people this year
Teutonic knight enjoying a cup of cappuccino before departing on yet another crusade ..
In "INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS" Angelina Jolie plays a very ugly and insane WW2 Jewish spinster
who is compulsively addicted to non-stop sex with very handsome Arian blond German people.
In the end, she kills them all with a cleaver.
Quentin Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds Part Two"
is a very entertaining comedy about a Jewish serial killer who impersonates a famous German dictator
just for the FUN of slaughtering trainloads of people all in the name of PULP FICTION
Quentin Tarantino also wrote a highly entertaining screenplay about Hollywood Jewish basterds
who systematically maim, torture and butcher WW2 German people for FUN.
This politically correct concept has earned Quentin an Academy Award for Best Script Ever
a SECOND star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame as well as a (brand new) inglourious blonde.
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad formed his own Islamic rock band called "The Nuculars"
and is now ON TOUR playing all dysfunctional Jihad psychiatric punk clubs he can get a microphone in
BREAKING NEWS
Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has just announced that he will run for the Presidency of the United States.
His platform : transforming this nation into a third-world narco-plutocracy with the capital in Tijuana.
Illegal immigration will be perfectly legal, the Constitution will be fazed out
and the official language in the 49 contiguous states will be Spanish.
His slogan will be : "If you can't take the heat, get out of the fire!"
Italian Mafia mobsters have infiltrated the entertainment industry
and are frequently challenging the Hollywood Jewish oligarchy for very lucrative red carpet major creative awards
Passengers waiting to board a transatlantic flight to the United States
Throne salesman waiting for customers
This is what the passage of TIME slowly but surely will do to your face ..
If you see a set of consecutive numbers, you are dull, unimaginative, mediocre and common.
If you see a set of colorful and spirited LETTERS you belong to a very creative elite.
This is what he supposedly said : "HAPPY HANUKKAH, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR" !
Zeitgeist Lunch Break
Nigerian student traveling on Northwest Airlines from Amsterdam to Detroit
Roman Polanski has reportedly escaped from his Swiss chalet
and is now hiding somewhere in the Hollywood Hills where he is writing a script for a film called "Morphyne"
Girls just want to have REST
U.S. Army Gen. Stanley McChrystal, the commander of NATO forces in Afghanistan
explains the unquantifiable quantum dynamics of an unpredictable and ever-elusive BLACK HOLE
The Morphyne Art Gallery is now open at 34, Rue du Louvre, New York, CA 90069
Gourmet Turkeys
The RECESSION seems to have hit even Texas hinterland over-priced high fashion boutiques ..
Clint Eastwood will play Nicolas Sarkozy in a film about an American icon who becomes President of France
President Barack Obama has been visiting China
supposedly searching for the economic and political wisdom to replace our constitutional free market capitalist system
Portrait of a man from the past
The MORPHYNE everyday face cream works like a MIRACLE even on women over 4,000 years old !
Real estate agent with horizontal condominium buyer
Vincent van Dogh
According to the latest polls, President Obama would at this point not only win the Nobel Peace Prize
but also the Vietnam War, the 2016 Copenhagen Olympics, an Oscar, American Idol and the NBA most valuable player award !
This is the French police officer who arrested Roman Polanski upon his arrival at the Chinatown International Airport
FREE POLANSKI ?
Well, let's not forget that Roman Polanski has also brutally cut Jack Nicholson's nose with a knife, as you can see in this clip :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON6UWUN9Peo
Roman Polanski has been arrested for having had sex with a 13-year-old girl 30 years ago.
He also had sex with his 30-year-old bride 13 years ago
but there is currently no law against consensual marital sex in the country of France
2+2=1
The Mother Theresa 2009 Summer Swimsuit Collection
Marie Antoinette
( 1755 -1793 )
Self Portrait with Subliminal Message
President Obama wants to make sure that his HEALTH CARE PLAN hires the most experienced and competent CEO
Taliban fighters before they ever gave a damn about Taliban fighting
Waiting for Go d'Eau
NASA astronaut marking the future US-Mexican border
In an effort to stimulate the American economy
the $ 4,500 Cash for Clunkers Rebate Program has been extended to BRAND NEW
Aston Martin, Audi, BMW, Bentley, Ferrari, Lexus, Maserati, Mercedes Benz, Porsche, Range Rover and Rolls Royce
automobiles
Transcendental hippie monkey with vertical Malibu haircut
With golf holes this big, no wonder Tiger Woods wins every time !
Nicolas Sarkozy agrees with Barack Obama that a HOT STIMULUS PACKAGE is very hard NOT to follow
-What are you looking at ?
The Running of the Jews
In order to cut COSTS the Tour de France is taking place in China this year
Picture of the current RECESSION as seen by Morphyne.com
Go to :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCOMkC7UVNc
We now know what Brad Pitt reads over and over again during his BEST literary moments !
www.CatholicSex.com
Afghan women at an Islamic beauty salon
Surfing the Dead Sea
-I'm gonna kick your ass !
Israeli soldier celebrating a temporary cease-fire during a Palestinian occupation street party in Ramallah
African guy bringing peace and prosperity to his village
Soldier with TOY gun in radical Taliban mujaheddin territory (Kandahar, Afghanistan)
Multiple Choice
William Shakespeare looking at a very old picture of himself as a very young man
A painting simply walked away from the Louvre Museum today
The Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris after a few bottles of wine
-Oops, I just made another million dollars ! (Warren Buffett)
NEW Taliban sunglasses with fashionable analog anti-aircraft positioning system
Hasidic Jews deliberately burning in Orthodox Hell
( Auguste Monet. 1937. )
Bipolar Sunday swimmer melancholically eulogizing her youth
An undercover horse named INCOGNITO has anonymously won the Paris Grand Prix
The dark side of the sun during an accidental eclipse of the moon
The writer of Morphyne.com with his father
The writer of Morphyne.com with his wife
The WIFE
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